Excuse Generator

Excuse Generator App

Typically, honesty is the best policy...but when it isn't practical or safe for you to be honest, you need an excuse.

My excuse generator below will provide thousands of possible excuses to help you get out of awkward work events, unwanted visits, and anything else you'd rather not attend.

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If you need additional believable excuses, keep on scrolling.

• My alarm didn't go off
• I got stuck in traffic
• My pet turtle was sick
• I accidentally left my phone at home
• My computer crashed
• I had a last-minute family emergency
• My car broke down on the way to work
• I lost my keys
• I had food poisoning from Olive Garden.
• I overslept due to a power outage preventing my alarm from going off
• I had a flat tire
• I got lost on the way to the meeting
• My train was delayed
• I had to attend to a sick family member
• I had to take care of my child
• My phone died
• I had a dentist appointment
• I had a doctor's appointment
• My internet was down as a power grid was thrown offline due to a small woodland creature chewing the lines.
• I accidentally overslept as I did not finish working on an urgent project
• I had a headache
• I had to attend to a personal matter
• I had to attend a funeral
• I had to attend a wedding
• My pet dog was sick due to him swallowing an object he had trouble passing.
• My pet cat was sick
• I had to attend to a family emergency
• I had to help a friend move
• My child was sick
• I had to go to the bank
• I had to go to the post office
• I had to go to the DMV
• My car ran out of gas
• I had to go to the pharmacy for my axiety meds I need to remain employed
• I had to go to the grocery store
• I had to go to the hardware store
• I had to go to the dry cleaner
• I had to go to the library
• I had to go to the gym
• I had a family member visiting from out of town
• I had a job interview
• I had to take my car in for repairs
• I had to pick up my child from school
• I had to attend a parent-teacher conference
• I had to go to a dentist appointment with my child
• I had to go to a doctor's appointment with my child
• I had to go to a school event with my child
• I had a migraine
• I had to take care of a sick friend
• I had to take care of a sick family member
• I had to help my neighbor with their car repair
• I had a power outage
• I had to deal with a plumbing emergency
• I had to deal with a home repair issue
• I had to attend a court appointment
• I had to attend a police interview
• I had to attend a PMP training course